Original Prongles

Introducing

From the company formerly
known as

Cards Against Humanity

Once you pop, that’s great!
Snack ‘em, stack ‘em, put ‘em in your mouth!
You won’t be able to stop eating Prongles.
Make America CRUNCH Again!
Prongles in the morning! And also the evening.
Party style! Family crunch!
Don’t eat my Prongles, bitch!
Made in Malaysia.
Once you pop, that’s great!
Snack ‘em, stack ‘em, put ‘em in your mouth!
You won’t be able to stop eating Prongles.
Make America CRUNCH Again!
Prongles in the morning! And also the evening.
Party style! Family crunch!
Don’t eat my Prongles, bitch!
Made in Malaysia.

Looking for flavor? You’ve crunched to the right place! Here at Prongles, we have a passion for stackable, snackable potato chips. Once you detonate one of these salty, savory flavorbombs in your mouth, we think you’ll agree!

It all started with a dream and a love of the crunch. That’s why we’ve retired our popular comedy card game—Cards Against Humanity—to pursue our real passion: dominating the global snack food industry with a revolutionary potato chip. Our motto reflects our commitment to bold flavors and bold thinking:
Once you pop, THAT’S GREAT!

Real potatoes!
Perfectly white salt!

WHAT THE CRUNCH?
WE'RE SOLD OUT!

A match made in heaven! Tangy Malaysian onions slathered in thick, white cream!

WHAT THE CRUNCH?
WE'RE SOLD OUT!

Prongles believes in the power of Democracy.

0 Tacos & Burritos
0 Whole Fish
0 America

This south of the border fiesta will
explode in your mouth! Ay, caliente!
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Pulled fresh from the ocean
so you can eat it on a chip!
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George Washington would love
this flavor of Prongles!
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Is this whole thing for real?

Absolutely! You can buy Prongles right here on this website and at retailers nationwide.
Didn’t you guys just launch a huge holiday promotion called Cards Against Humanity Saves America?

We don’t do that kind of stuff anymore.
Why are you doing this?

Our research shows that the snack food industry is bigger and more profitable than the board games industry.
Do any surprises come in the can of Prongles?

The only thing you get in each can is the fresh taste of potatoes and 100% white salt.
But are there actually Cards Against Humanity cards in the Prongles?

No, we don’t make card games anymore.
If I buy Prongles expecting to get anything other than chips, will I be disappointed?

We believe there’s nothing disappointing about the unforgettable crunch of Original Prongles.
What’s the deal with the hog?

That’s Brayden, the Prongles hog! Wild hogs are one of the only animals that will eat potatoes. Brayden loves extreme sports and lives life at one speed: WHOLE HOG. He also loves to cool down with a can of Prongles while hanging out with his best friend, Justin Bieber.
I’ve popped. Now what?

That’s great!
Are Prongles safe for my kids to eat?

They’re not only safe—they’re downright nutritious! The USDA now classifies Prongles as a fruit or vegetable.
What type of onions do you use for the Onions & Cream flavor?

Regular onions.
What’s the best way to eat Prongles?

The classic way to eat Prongles is straight out of the can! Looking for something a little classier? Try stacking some on a plate before digging in. Cozy date night? Try floating a few of those bad boys in a mug of hot cocoa for sweet and savory bliss! Mmm mmm mmm.
What's it like to eat Prongles?

Oh my god, it is the best.
All of the chips in my container were pulverized.

Prongles makes no guarantee of chip integrity following overseas shipment from Malaysia.
I think I’m losing my mind.

Sounds like someone needs a Prongle!

Once you great, that’s pop!
Classic shape: Oval!
I like Prongles very much.
Prongles is proud to support prostate cancer.
How many Prongles can YOU fit?
Prongles is giving away $50,000! Click HERE!
America is already great!
Hemorrhoid symptom relief
Please clap.
These Prongles are making me thirsty.
Once you great, that’s pop!
Classic shape: Oval!
I like Prongles very much.
Prongles is proud to support prostate cancer.
How many Prongles can YOU fit?
Prongles is giving away $50,000! Click HERE!
America is already great!
Hemorrhoid symptom relief
Please clap.
These Prongles are making me thirsty.

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Two irresistible flavors!

Two irresistible flavors!

Vote For the Next Prongles Flavor!

Is this whole thing for real?

Didn’t you guys just launch a huge holiday promotion called Cards Against Humanity Saves America?

Why are you doing this?

Do any surprises come in the can of Prongles?

But are there actually Cards Against Humanity cards in the Prongles?

If I buy Prongles expecting to get anything other than chips, will I be disappointed?

What’s the deal with the hog?

I’ve popped. Now what?

Are Prongles safe for my kids to eat?

What type of onions do you use for the Onions & Cream flavor?

What’s the best way to eat Prongles?

What's it like to eat Prongles?

All of the chips in my container were pulverized.

I think I’m losing my mind.

Our Story

Two irresistible flavors!

Two irresistible flavors!

Vote For the Next Prongles Flavor!

Is this whole thing for real?

Didn’t you guys just launch a huge holiday promotion called Cards Against Humanity Saves America?

Why are you doing this?

Do any surprises come in the can of Prongles?

But are there actually Cards Against Humanity cards in the Prongles?

If I buy Prongles expecting to get anything other than chips, will I be disappointed?

What’s the deal with the hog?

I’ve popped. Now what?

Are Prongles safe for my kids to eat?

What type of onions do you use for the Onions & Cream flavor?

What’s the best way to eat Prongles?

What's it like to eat Prongles?

All of the chips in my container were pulverized.

I think I’m losing my mind.

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